Caffeine oh Caffeine

Caffeine…. Eeeeek! What it does to me, I always seem to forget… I have a script to write!!! 25 pages of genius, by Wed night at 11:59pm, what do I have? Nothing! So I decide hey I will just caffeinate myself to pull an all nighter. I am regretting it now, I am so flippin jittery I do not want to stay still, my tummy is doing flip flops… I really wish I had an elliptical machine right now, I could think and burn off the energy in the process… EEEEEK the blog seems to be my only vent right now….. GRRR Caffeine, the jittery drug…. Why oh why did I caffeinate myself….

Caffeine oh Caffeine the energy of man
Why oh why have you done it again
One cup of coffee, so harmless and small
Has subdued my creativity
And makes me want to jump off the wall…

Caffeine oh Caffeine the energy of man
When oh when can I think straight again
Just a moment of clarity, a moment of peace
Is just what I need
In a time like this….

Caffeine oh Caffeine the energy of man
I do not think I will partake in you again
Inducing your oomph, and get-up-and-go
Makes me want to hurl,
My tummy hurts so…

Caffeine oh Caffeine the energy of man
Will I fall into the trap, and relapse again
In a moment of weakness, I may return…
But believe you me
Energy I will burn!

Hee hee… hopefully this corny rhyme I just wrote will help me focus more, for all of you who know the effects of small doses of caffeine have on me… well lets just say it was more of a “larger” cup of coffee…..